200angryrussians: im sorry, you must not know who i am. im patrick. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon. i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.
today i had a dream so vivid i woke up with tears streaming down my face. i was going to school and i asked my sister to give me a ride (she cant drive a car) and somehow we end up road tripping instead of me going to school. it was like an adventure in a way. We drove the car into swimming pool several times and we had to lift up the car a lot. yeah it sounds very dream like. then we decided to...
vaspim: How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know
dirrtyflowerchild: another reminder. the world is heavy but your bones (just a cubic inch) can hold 19,000 lbs ounce for ounce they are stronger than steel atom for atom you are more precious than diamond and stars have died so that you may live you need to remember these things when you say that you are weak and worthless
jen-suis: feckyeah-itsfra: youwillfindilluminating: Clearly, Grantaire joined the ABC’s because he’s waiting for the D. From E. #and then they would F
himapapaftw: do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes
dingoinnuendo: dingoinnuendo: a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand the man said no we just sell lemonade but its cold and its fresh and its all homemade
hotweiners: methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda
ask-a-merchant: Erm….. …Once. After a few pitches, he threw the bat on the ground, said “The ball doesn’t need purifying, it’s already pure bullshit” and stormed away.
LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS
Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
RENT: AIDS really blows.
A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
Love Never Dies: Let the crazy woman run off with your son. You may never see him again but you'll get to be with your deformed lover and at least you won't die.
Wicked: If your born green and people make fun of you for it, fake your own death and run away with a scarecrow.
Legally Blond: You can get into Harvard with singing and dancing and ethnic movements
Me having Internal Confllct
‘should i eat the instant ramen or not’
jemappelleeponine: cultveit: reminder that Javert committed suicide between the bridges of Pont Notre Dame and Pont au Change which are smack bang in the middle between Notre Dame cathedral and the Palais de Justice immediately after Valjean let him go free, unable to reconcile his internal conflict between what he always thought was right and this new experience of grace and forgiveness ...